As we sweat and toil over the hottest cocks and arses in the UK, we leave our loyal staff to keep the well oiled UKNM machine running. But with office air that is heavy with sweat and cum is it any wonder they can’t be trusted? Lee on the night shift is so pent up with jizz he gives himself an accidental solo facial, while the dumb and full of cum office juniors are fucking and wanking all over each other. Even the handsome, studdly office manager Trojan Rock can’t resist pounding Jules’ hot willing hole and unloading a sticky mess all over the desk. You just can’t get the staff.

