01 12th, 2008 It’s the end of a busy day for bookstore owner Mark. He’s about to close up and Macauley’s the last customer left in the shop. Mark’s watching Macauley on the security system, thinking how cute he is and how he’d like to bury his tongue right between those tight little buns, when he sees him slip a book inside his jacket. The guy’s stealing from him! What’s he going to do? Call the cops and waste another hour waiting for them to arrive? Mark has a better plan. Locking the guy inside the store, he confronts him with the evidence, then makes him pay for his crime in sweat and spunk. Mark helps himself to everything Macauley has, taking his hot hard cock in every position he knows and he doesn’t let go until he’s drained every last drop of cum from him. There’s some hard pounding in the hardback section, slurping and sucking in biographies, swallowing in the cookery aisle - and it’s all caught by the security cameras, so he can play it back the next day!
Drew’s quite shy with his clothes on! As he peels them off, his dick starts to grow and as his dick grows, so does his confidence. Eleven thick, solid inches of dick later, he’s sharing his sexual secrets, laughing as our jaws drop and we gasp in awe of the mighty muscle he’s stroking. Drew’s dick should be classed as a dangerous weapon - it could do some serious damage in the wrong hands! Let your jaw drop - and imagine trying to get even half of it down your throat.
Sometimes we just plain spoil you, this is one of those times, with two of our beefiest studs, banging up a literal storm. DI Sweeney is back and this time he takes on Olympic cocksman Ross. The long arm (and even longer cock) of the law chases down his man in the pouring rain. They’re drenched through their suits until they’re ripping the sodden clothes off each other and Ross is worshipping Sweeney’s huge feet, kissing and sucking his wet toes, before offering up his tender hole and taking it up the arse, down and dirty like a dog. The rain stops but Ross drenches his captors feet with hot jets of man cum.
Rarely has a younger guy caused such a stir amongst members. Sam’s edgy looks pushed our buttons and he’s also hung like a horse! Since his first appearance on UKNAKEDMEN in a solo gallery, there have been calls for his swift return. Well it’s taken a while, but at last he’s back. Sam’s gentle, sexy character comes across in this solo video - and of course, we see him playing with that trouser snake of his and accidentally spraying his own face with cum! That’s not all of course. The horny photoset of Sam in a jock and boots is worthy of an update in itself, but we’re adding this to the video update to bring a little extra stiffness to the holidays & to help make your Christmas as white (and sticky) as possible.
As we sweat and toil over the hottest cocks and arses in the UK, we leave our loyal staff to keep the well oiled UKNM machine running. But with office air that is heavy with sweat and cum is it any wonder they can’t be trusted? Lee on the night shift is so pent up with jizz he gives himself an accidental solo facial, while the dumb and full of cum office juniors are fucking and wanking all over each other. Even the handsome, studdly office manager Trojan Rock can’t resist pounding Jules’ hot willing hole and unloading a sticky mess all over the desk. You just can’t get the staff.
The first member of our fantasy rugby team is Harris, who’s taken a tumble and had to return to the changing rooms early. The team physio is out on the pitch, so Harris has to massage his own tender foot. Without any ointments on hand, he decides to massage his own cum into his foot instead, which seems to work a treat as he’s smiling and back on his feet in no time. Cum - the new Deep Heat!
Although you’ve seen him before, Jaxson is making his semi-solo debut on UK Naked Men. What was intended to be a jack-off video turns into much, much more when Dillon Buck joins in. Watching the muscle hunk stroke his thick uncut cock right out in the street is too much for Dillon to bear. So he offers to lend Jaxson a hand. He tweaks Jaxson’s excited nipples as he urges him to cum. He then makes Jaxson suck his huge dick as far as he can take it down his throat. The two horny men are oblivious to the danger as they get down and dirty against the hauling company’s gate.
You’ve already had a glimpse of Axel and Jaxson, now here’s the pay off as our hairy studs burn up your hard drive with some steaming, skin on skin fuck action. Concentrate now; there’s a story - When agent 10×7 meets his contact in St James’s Park, it just takes a stroke of his neck to drug and lay out our under cover spy. He wakes up tied to a four poster, while Jaxson administers a tortuously slow, mind blowing blow job. He’s sucked almost to completion and then it stops, the ecstasy is agony. But when he gets free, his sweet revenge is to pound the living daylights out of Jaxson’s hot puckered hole. Cum flies, secrets are shared, but who gives most away?
You dirty boy! You’ve been spying on the rugged, bare chested, roofer Tony and thinking what you’d like him to do to you. He’s caught you checking out his packet and firm arse. He knows you want it. When he finds you having a crafty wank, you’ve got it coming. Our strapping lad pins you between his muscular thighs and peels it all off. You can look really close, but can’t touch, just lie there, helpless, open mouthed, waiting for the hot splash on your face. Are you ready? Here he cums… open wide now.
Wonderful, wonderful soho, home of queer street and peep shows. An area in which every other bar is gay and every other flat is a borderline brothel. Joey struts his stuff down Old Compton street and manages to pick up a quality punter in the shape of horse hung, velvet skinned Aaron. These two horny fuckers bash and thump their way through a throbbing flip flop fuck as Joey skewers Aaron and Aaron returns the favour, impaling Joey on his monumental meat. He’s sliding up and tentatively down on the dark shaft, until they’re both squirting jets of pent up cum all over each other.
